January 2011
29 posts
.@ArcLightCinemas I am not paying $15 for a show before Noon. That’s gouging in my book. The Landmark is $10. C’mon.
December 2010
49 posts
RT @Josh_Friedman: Don’t know if I could stick to this list, but it’s worth a read: http://bit.ly/h9dtnV
Back east, but my nephew out west is about 2 walk. Told his mom he tries again push him to the ground til I return #excellentparentingskills
Every day is another lesson, whether you choose to learn it or not is up to you. For me, today, I choose NOT.
There’s a Santa an Elf and a Spider-Man at the airport baggage claim. That’s not an intro to a joke. It’s a fact. Thought I left LA
To all those looking at the lunar eclipse, fuck you - it’s my 5th day of non-stop rain!!!
Why do I clean my apt. w/ OCD abandon when I’m leaving for 9 days? If the plane goes down people won’t be impressed w dusted picture frames
Had McCain said the same things about African-American troops instead of gay troops, everyone would have asked where his white hood was.
RT @Jesus_M_Christ: Don’t Ask Don’t tell repealed? Finally. And don’t worry about the homophobes, guys. I’ll make sure they get what the …
Don't Ask Don't Tell
Fair call.
daveholmes:
This is a great day. It really is. But I have to say I’m getting a little tired of busting with pride when the United States of America joins the world.
A week before Christmas and my mood is so far in the shitter the sewer looks down on it.
Yeah it’s pink, but it’s a buck! RT @ebertchicago: $1: Genuine Leather Vertical Flip iPad Case. 97% off. Except it’s pink http://j.mp/dLKi9F
RT @ebertchicago: Hitchcock’s first 20 films on DVD for $5.59. Not each. All 20. Look like a big shot when you give this. http://j.mp/dV5hCT
So the general lit 100 candles of varying length to confront Eric Roberts because???
Elf Bowling. There’s no App for that. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?! #christmasheartbreak
I would vote for Snookie for President before Sarah Palin. I’m not sure if that’s a commentary on me or society. Perhaps both?
TO: US Senate FROM: Jeff Thomas RE: DADT Fuck you, you fucking fucks.
RT @Jesus_M_Christ: My Dad and I just want to make a definitive statement: Fuck the Westboro Baptist Church
Blue Balls Christmas #sadchristmassongs
Pieceofshit say what? RT @HSXMOVIES: Teaser for Transformers: Dark of the Moon
http://bit.ly/hYbjPH
RT @markos: Dear seniors who voted for Republicans this year, here’s your reward: http://is.gd/iq721
RT @yoyoha: Having a talent requires you to dedicate a little part of your heart to hating anyone else with a talent.
.@Borders u must b my new best friend as I get more emails from u than from any1 else I know. U seem a little desperate this holiday season.
Yes, a Victoria’s Secret commercial during Glee makes total sense. Because that’s who’s watching Glee, heterosexual men. #marketingfail
RT @Jesus_M_Christ: Everybody wants to know God’s plan. So here it is: Shit happens, deal with it.
RT @pattonoswalt: Contents of Marcellus Wallace’s briefcase, Bill Murray’s whisper and Jake Gittes’ patrolman history released by Wikileaks.
WatchI Am Number Four trailers and video clips on Yahoo! Movies
Holiday spirit = watching Xmas episodes of DVD on tv. My so called life, west wing, er, thirtysomething and friends.
RT @kellyoxford: The world won’t change until there is a tampon commercial that uses red fluid instead of blue fluid to demonstrate abso …
Proud to follow crazed left-winger gay militant atheist socialist @JoeMyGod rather than delusional self-hating Palin-loving @chrisrbarron
RT @Jesus_M_Christ: #noonelikesyoubecause you tell people how God wants them to act, when it’s really just how you want them to act.
RT @DiFonzoMarks: Obama’s presidency is like having sex when I really have to pee; I’m glad it’s happening, but I wish the circumstances …
RT @blainecapatch: they’re closing in on the wikileaks guy, but not osama bin laden. that’s really all you need to know.
RT @ebertchicago: This “Avengers” parody seems to have become sorta popular. Knows its target. (rt) http://j.mp/igokDn
Black Swan isn’t a bad film, but it’s not as good as people claim i.e. not worth the price of admission but worth a netflix.
RT @ebertchicago: GOP would rather give tax cuts to the rich than make Social Security sound. No, really: http://j.mp/fJHJIw
You’d think this was a Fox Film with the low-end sfx and Urkel, but amazingly it’s not. http://is.gd/i7dw6
RT @jonrog1: And this, children, is how you write a villain scene. http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0763.html
RT @johnaugust: NASA discovers bacteria that thrives on diet of poison. His name: John McCain.
RT @JohnFugelsang: Obama’s not a brown-skinned, anti-establishment anti-war liberal giving out free health care. You’re thinking of Jesus.
Apparently I missed the day John McCain become Jesse Helms but there’s no mistaking it after today’s DADT hearing. #reelectedbigotry
RT @Jesus_M_Christ: In twenty years when the world runs out of oil, you Gentiles will finally understand the great message of Hanukkah.
Dear GOP - You’re Assholes! RT @JoeMyGod: GOP Senators: We Will Block 100% Of All Bills Til Bush Tax Cuts Are Extended: http://bit.ly/hkse35