January 2011
29 posts
Had a brilliant idea for a poem driving to work on Friday. Structured the whole thing. Didn’t write it down & now it’s lost. #creativefail
RT @kellyoxford: If you loved what you’re writing & now you hate what you’re writing, you’re halfway through.
RT @kellyoxford: Adulthood is the moment you switch from taking the occasional drug to trip out, to taking the occasional drug to feel n …
Hawaii advances Civil Union Bill as does Maryland. Wonder if NOM feels like they’re playing wack-a-mole at this point. #resistanceisfutile
RT @rogerjab: With Iwo Jima, Eddie Munster and Ross Perot trending all of Twitter is laughing at the Repubs tonight!#SOTU
SERIOUSLY, WTF?! RT @BravoAndy: AGREE! RT: @Cheyguynyc: No Ryan Gosling? **bangs head**
I keep alternating between listening to the new Adele album and the Next to Normal soundtrack. Prozac can only a few days away.
Tender Speech - The Rumpus.net →
Hits like a fist.
I’M SO EXCITED FOR STEELERS VS PACKERS!!!! Oh wait, I’m gay. When is Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion on? Cannot wait!!!
Car washed for the first time in 3 months. Cleanliness is next to anal retentiveness.
RT @LAupDates: weather update. 67 degrees on way to 80 degrees today. sunny. same next 5 days. (Chicago at 10 degrees….hehehe)
FML http://laist.com/2011/01/21/average_la_driver_stuck_in_traffic.php#
RT @MarleeMatlin: Black Swan & 127 Hours-BRILLIANT performances. THANK YOU @foxsearchlight for providing closed captioned screeners! Wis …
eject: HOW TO GET A GUN IN CANADA, AND OTHER... →
kellyoxford:
The majority of pro-gun Americans seem to always be chanting ‘It’s my RIGHT!’ These people are dumb shits. In Canada you have the right to own a gun and ammo… You have the right to bear the arms, and shoot shit up and have guns up the yin yang.
But here is how you do it, you can’t just…
RT @fraying: @blurb http://t.co/PPaaWfY
RT @DannyZuker: So the same folks who try to censor music/TV/Films suddenly don’t believe that violent rhetoric may lead to violence?
RT @MMFlint: If a Detroit Muslim put a map on the web w/crosshairs on 20 pols, then 1 of them got shot, where would he b sitting right n …
Reason to stop using Plixi #1 http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/agreement-puts-price-tag-celebrities-69661
I paid to see True Grit on the big screen rather than watch a screener #totallyworthy20bucks
By “People’s Choice Awards” they mean teenage girls right? #twlighteclipsebestpicturegetfuckingserious
Things overheard at the Dr office prove Americans are FUCKING MORONS.
Can we just leave Ted Williams alone?! It’s one thing to help a person, another to exploit him for ratings.
If one eye is still open that counts and I haven’t fallen asleep on the couch yet again, right?!
DILF Khakis - Because Dads Are Sexy
I can’t lie. When he humped the weed whacker, IT moved.
daveholmes:
Jesus. It’s like Funny Or Die is trying to turn me permanently into a wolf from a 1940s Warner Brothers cartoon. A-WOOOO.
jamesvandermemes:
James Van Der Beek sports the hottest new pants around, DILF Khakis, for the dad you’d like to fu- in a pair of flat fronts or pleated. All part of “James Van Der Week” on Funny...
.@radrianaa your comments to @BravoAndy seem to go against your “believing in staying positive” objective femaleness.
Xanadu clip in this Friends episode. I forgot I need to own that DVD.
2011 new years resolution: people who use Twitter as a marketing tool are now unfollowed.