December 2011
24 posts
RT @Mike_FTW: Art http://t.co/aV1CYeFi
RT @JohnFugelsang: Christmas is a good time to realize that not all your family are relatives, and not all your relatives are family.
Totally shoulda bought stock in Chinese Food before tomorrow.
RT @churchcooper: The only thing that gets hippies angrier than the 1% is the Trader Joes parking lot.
I will not buy my nieces an American Girl Doll. That bitch is way too xenophobic!
My sister: “What’s that bump on your cheek near your chin?” Me: “My jowl” #holidayswfamily
If hot air rises why is my old bedroom in my parents’ house so fucking cold?!
Stormtroopers were WAY better shots in the prequels.
If hacking cough guy is on my flight there’s gonna be a problem. If he’s in the seat next to me there’s gonna be a smothering.
Cannot keep a thought in my head longer than 30 seconds today. #stokedtoflyhome
Pupils dilated and waiting for ophthalmologist for one hour, ten minutes. How long before I’m allowed to set fire to the building?
RT @AaronMFlynn: Pure art. http://t.co/gOPQ9PFo
RT @colindonnell: And now for those of you who need to just smile for 5 minutes #whodoesnt? http://t.co/XbC9U0Z4
Hey Hulk Hogan and Brutus Beefcake, if you think there’s nothing wrong with being gay then you haven’t been defamed. #bigotedlogic
It’s nice Mitt Romney has the cash to make a $10,000 bet during a live debate. Wonder if he’d be willing to donate it to pay of my debt?
shit “@amazon_movies:Mon, Dec 12, we’ll have the “Peanuts Collection” on Blu-ray for only $15.99! Check back here: http://t.co/LRGtnSsg”
Charlize Theron should get nominated for @YoungAdultMovie just for the bar/band scene alone. Heartbreaking w/o saying a word.
To all the people who say TDKR prologue, FUCK YOU SHUT UP!!!! #jealousashell
The one day I don’t check my twitter and there was a lighting deal on Minority Report bluray over at @amazon_movies. DAMMIT!!!
Hey @amazondeals This is not cool. It’s actually quite dickish http://t.co/cY8HmhaY
So @youtube re-did their page design and now it doesn’t work on mobile. What kind of fucked up programming is that? Are they @facebook?
“@1NatalieMaines: Please somebody, (intelligent) please tell me this isn’t what they say it is. http://t.co/obIQ36db” WHAT. THE. FUCK.
RT @ebertchicago: To hell with Chase Bank! Deputies and movers refuse to evict 103-year-old woman and her 83-year-old daughter. http://t …