September 2011
18 posts
Saw the new @cirque show at the Kodak Theater in LA and it is beautiful. I am in love with the artistry that is Iris.
Much as I like Glee sometimes, you couldn’t find a better way to work in Chris’ katana sword ability?
Missed the first half of #Glee and don’t have a DVR. Thanks to Fox’s stupid 8 day hold back of shows I have to pirate it. #droppingaudience
Lady Antebellum - Own the Night. That is all.
To all the people posting the Game of Thrones “teaser,” you’re a bag of dicks for posting nothing more than an animated logo.
To the girl at CalChick checking me out, I’m sorry #barkingupwrongtree
Props to @abc and @Greys_Anatomy_ for having the balls to let a character have an abortion on prime time via the sturdy hands of Debora Cahn
RT @ElayneBoosler: So much clutter on fb now, I think the redesign was done by Hoarders.
RT @Mike_FTW: Blah blah blah new Facebook features blah blah blah new strain of herpes blah blah blah.
Oh right, Fox doesn’t put shows on the web to watch for a week. #stupidestdecisionever #ratingsdive
Uh oh @Qwikster hasn’t tweeted since the 19th. You think Netflix had him killed or just paid him some fat-ass cash?
RT @PimpBillClinton: I can fix Netflix’s stock price in one tweet: add an Adult section. #yourewelcome
Sell your Netflix stock. They’ve lost their way… http://t.co/VePFNLcb
Yes by all means, if the sweet potato is too hot for your mouth swallow it. That will solve the problem…oh wait…
I hate when I know there’s something I want to do tonight, but can’t remember for the life of me what it is #overthehillbutnotunderit
Strangest part of having surgery, answering the question, “Religious preference?” with the word “Atheist.” And meaning it.
RT @TotesMcGotes: Short Mexican dude all tatted up, driving a new little BMW, playing Nickelback very loudly. he’s ruined like 6 stereot …
well that was a horrible fucking night…#buyersremorse #takeitout